The government has significantly cut funding to TAFE colleges and courses across Victoria. Now where are people supposed to spend a year and a half between completely fucking up high school and completely fucking up adulthood?
- Ben Vernel
I guess Grant just couldn’t Hackett anymore
- Shannon Barnes
Richard Grenell, Mitt Romney’s homosexual spokesman on Foreign Policy resigned today. Romney commented “He just up and quit. How gay is that?”
- Josh Samuels
Harvey Norman’s profits slide. Apparently people are buying things on the internet, because it’s cheaper. And they don’t have to deal with the thinly veiled desperation of a sales force made up of failed indie bands and real estate agents. Welcome to the future, douchebags.
- Xavier Toby
Former High Court judge Michael Kirby says being gay is like being left-handed, but everyone knows it’s easier if you’re ambidextrous.
- Ingrid Elkner
The federal government has said they will pay families $300 a week to temporarily house asylum seekers to help deal with increasing amounts of arrivals. They will also film it in front of a studio audience as part of their “classic sitcom scenario” initiative.
- Leo Silvestrini
To the mother in the US that allegedly took her 6 year old daughter to a tanning salon; no amount of tanning with make up for the fact that your daughter is a ranga.
- Lauren Bok
Edvard Munch’s ‘The Scream’ sells for $116million, which means roughly $8million in royalties for Macaulay Culkin.
- Jo Thornely
If you’d like to contribute to the News Round-up, get in touch on Twitter (@benvernel or @bonvivantau) or via email (email@example.com)